Funny gifts that prove you know them.

For the dad who buys a whole new tool to fix one tiny screw.

For the dad who knows exactly which light you left on, from two floors away.

For the dad who said dinner’s at 6. The brisket had other plans.

For the dad who said absolutely no dog. Now they share the couch every afternoon.

For the dad who guards the drawer of mystery cables like treasure.

For the dad who needs a flashlight helper and a mind reader.

For the dad who gives directions using places that closed years ago.

For the dad who explains the whole plot while the movie is still playing.

For the dad who thinks four hours early is cutting it close.

For the dad who opens the hood and stares at the engine with deep meaning.

For the dad who keeps every box, just in case. (It never comes.)

For the dad who calls everyone champ. Even the dog.

For the dad who waves at every driver on the road and knows none of them.

For the dad who still has the coupon. And plans to use it.

For the grandpa who lets you win and will deny it forever.

For the grandpa who says yes to one more show, one more snack and one more story.

For the guy who is a fantasy football expert. Results may vary.

For the guy who looked everywhere. (He didn’t.)

For the guy who goes to the garage, stands there, and comes back.

For the guy whose pan has been soaking for a suspicious amount of time.

For the guy who never orders fries but somehow eats all of yours.

For the guy who remembers every stat but forgets the milk.

For the guy who says he’s warm and then steals the blanket.

For the brother who eats your snacks, has your back, and never admits to either.

For the guy who goes in for one thing and comes out an hour later with no regrets.

For the guy who built the furniture and has three screws left over.

For the guy who reads 400 reviews before he buys the first one anyway.

For the guy whose chargers always seem to belong to someone else.

For the coworker who hit reply all. Twice.

For the coworker who drew your name and did their best. Sort of.

For the coworker whose desk has a color for everything.

For the coworker who works from the couch and isn’t sorry.

For the coworker who keeps the office snack drawer stocked.

For the coworker with 4,012 unread emails and zero worries.

For the coworker who has heard “quick question” one too many times.

For the coworker who keeps a sweater at the desk all year.

For the coworker who never forgets a birthday and always shows up with cake.

For the coworker who labels the label maker.

For the coworker who joins every meeting five minutes early.

For the coworker whose keyboard can be heard from the next room.

For the coworker who knows where the good scissors are and keeps the secret.

For the coworker who holds the door a little too early.

For the white elephant swap. It’s not a candle. You’re welcome.

For the white elephant gift everyone wants to steal. This one.